rest stop past times: condom machine roulette

FINGERS OF PASSION

first off lemme explain something to the ladies, just like yall have tampon machines in your public restrooms we got condom machines. now i wont lie man, ive seen many a condom machine in my day but when you add 20 minute waits at a rest stop in the mojave desert (i think it was the mojave) with a pocket full of change and a slight case of cabin fever and you got a man hell bent on getting the most admirable assortment of novelty condoms in the world.

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kid in a candy store…

DJ DUCKSAUCE - Our Official Tour DJ*

and now that i have the internet for a few minutes i dont even know what to say… :( ill be back when i think of something.

*we still love you too tho low key

update: im still alive

three days ago in hollywood

yeah so thanks to shuffling from city to city, limited internet connectivity and nice HEALTHY drives i havent been able to get to this blog, the okp blog, my music blogs or any other website that i cant access via sidekick. call me geeky but i miss online alot, its okay tho ill be back soon updating every 5 minutes.

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go see che grand and tell me what i missed

GO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT

man sometimes i wish i had a clone cus id love to go show support to the homie che grand and see blu and exile perform, but ill be in san diego doing the do with hiero and crew.

and for that matter how was the brooklyn hip hop festival? anybody go? i feel so far away from home lol. i would give updates on the show last night and how fucking AWESOME hollywood was and how we killed it and how fletcher from the wire and fatlip showed up but instead ill just pack my bags and be whisked off to san diego.

ill find the time to type a proper blog soon, i promise… you guys deserve it.

How To Poop - English Subtitles

HULK SMASH

i saw this a while ago and it didnt have any subtitles. it was kinda humorous but now it has fake subtitles. the subtitles are not worksafe which will make all you ppl with jobs wanna watch it even MORE! but it is hilarious yo, hilarious…

okay imma go shower now

i havent rambled here in a while…

yo anthony, what is the name of this line?

so yeah i dunno what i came here to say, its just kinda a compulsion at this point. i gotta blog! feels like i forgot to brush my teeth if i dont.

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and im typin more blogs than the law allows..

click the shirt for the new bloggeration

the good people over at okayplayer have bestowed upon us the honor of blogging out our tour. as if you didnt have enough don & von to read up already. gone head and rss feed that shit up…

in other news i need to shower and get ready for my day. sorry for being so brief, ive been folding and bagging merch up all day and im starving. ill be back but for now just sekkle!/settle! (c) krs one

(no really, what the hell is he saying?)

i have never seen so many donut shops in my life

cali is a pretty cool place*

so we made it safely to sunny california and the one thing i noticed is that there are a MILLION donut shops. like literally one on every corner. while this is kinda strange for a guy who is used to seeing bodegas, chinese spots and churches.

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live from jfk…

SHOWTIME (c) Swizzy

after the prison rape experience that was frontier airlines im almost surprised to say that we made it from home to our terminal in 45 min flat, security check and all. but ill wait till i touch down in LA to be excited about flying again and thats word to the oakland layover. jetblue got movies or some shit tho so im hype…

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lmao @ this…

thats all…